10 Issues That Go By Your Head When You are Rising Out Your Bangs

I don’t know why, however when spring comes round, I get the sudden urge to cut my hair off. The necessity to get bangs is especially sturdy in me proper meow, LOL! Could this put up function a reminder to withstand the urge.

1. What possessed me to do that!? Why did I ever suppose that bangs can be a good suggestion? I’m by no means, EVER doing this ever once more. (Facet notice: If I had a dime for each time I mentioned that in this course of I’d be a wealthy girl, LOL!)
2. What the hell!? My leg hair, the hair on my huge toe, my mustache, even MY CHIN — why does the hair develop so quick in all places else EXCEPT for the place I really need it to develop??
3. I ought to put money into an organization that makes bobby pins, seeing as how I’m in all probability conserving all the bobby pin trade in enterprise. I stroll round leaving a path of bobby pins in my wake! I discover them within the bathe, the corners, the kitchen counter, my nightstand, and I could or might not have discovered a bunch round my ft in HIIT class on the health club.

   I additionally might or might not have significantly thought-about selecting one in all them up and utilizing it to place my bangs again.

4. This freakin’ cowlick! What number of cans of tremendous additional maintain hairspray will this take!?
5. If I placed on this cray-cray pair of false lashes, it’ll distract individuals from my cowlick. Yeah, that appears completely logical…
6. Good grief. I’ve solely been rising out these bangs for 5 days, nevertheless it seems like FIVE YEARS.
7. I really feel like a shaggy sheep canine…
8. I’m beginning to really feel personally offended by my child hairs, as a result of they completely refuse to take heed to me. RUDE.
9. What ought to I do as we speak to get these out of my face? Braid them? Twist them? Slick them again? Put on a scarf? A hat? F*ck it. Possibly I’ll simply put on that itchy blue wig I bought from Occasion Metropolis, since that will be simpler than coping with these bangs.
10. I’m by no means, ever, EVER getting bangs ever once more.

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,

Karen